Most of us hate having to get our paint-brushes out
we'd much rather be out on the town having fun
with our friends (both old and new).But
for this group of kinky Brit boys it's all very much a
means to an end. White-washing
walls soon gets transformed into white-washing throats
and asses, as the likes of Skylar Blu, Ethan White and
Kyle Dickson kick off their overalls and savour whatever
big, uncut dicks come their way usually, quite
on the job really does seem to be every inch of hard fun
as it sounds.
1: Skylar Blu Gets His Pipes Thoroughly Stretched &
Filled By A Thick, Oversized Pole!
Skylar Blu and Jonathan Tago
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came as something of a surprise when we discovered that
Skylar Blu was a bit of a dab-hand with a spanner and
that his knowledge of plumbing was not quite as basic
as one might suppose. But theres still no denying
the fact that, when it comes to pipework, its the
thick meaty rods that you find hanging between other guys
legs that always catch this cheeky lads keenest
more so than when the cock in question is one that could
almost take your eye out given half the chance, as is
the case with Jonathan Tago. For this horny little mullet-boy
has the kind of dick that sends a cock-whore like Blu
into ass-quivering overdrive; and seconds on from seeing
the said beauty Blu is down on his knees giving head like
his very life depended on it. No doubt about it, our very
favourite bitch is not gonna be happy until hes
riding that beast for all that hes worth
a point thats underlined shortly afterwards by the
speed with which you see him laid out prostrate, legs
is literally screaming out to be fucked; and it almost
comes as a relief when Tago finally begins to fill every
inch of the lads shitter with rampant man-meat.
What follows is a fiery, energetic, almost desperate copulation
that sees Blu royally screwed in every position imaginable;
before both lads empty their nads in a jizz-filled crescendo!
2: Blond Painters Have More Fun And Plenty Of Raw
Uncut Cock Up Their Ass!
Blake Hanson and Dean Essex
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can be very filling, as anyone whos been to Dominos
can probably testify, but its not as satisfying
as a big hard cock. A point that young blond-boy, Dean
Essex, is made all too aware of when he encounters fellow
painter, Blake Hanson, in this terrific cock-sucking,
ass-stretching bonanza! In fairness, a lad like Essex
looks more than capable of handling both pizza and dick
given half the chance, but given that the former is off
the menu he really hasnt got much choice in the
matter.Indeed, his appetite has to be appeased by the
gorgeous ramrod that Hanson has stuffed inside his overalls
and to his credit he handles the oversized salami
with unmistakable gusto.
having then been given head in return, Essexs cravings
are such that he wants to go that one step further; and
it comes as no surprise when the fellow mounts Hansons
dick and begins to ride it like a jockey going for all-out
glory on Derby Day!
a terrific bareback ride that can surely only have one
conclusion namely a splendidly sticky eruption
all over Hansons belly as Essex himself continues
to pound up and down on his mates knob. By the time
that Hanson has spewed his own gooey mess moments later
theres every good chance that your balls will have
blown a deeply satisfying conclusion in the direction
of the screen!
3: Horny Electrical Gets Connected To A Dirty Boy-Bitch
Who Just Loves Raw Dick!
Ethan White, Oscar Roberts
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not questioning Ethan White's skills as an electrician,
but the one thing we will say is that he's clearly a guy
who's easily distracted - not least of all when there's
some hot, horny twink on the scene, in this instance Oscar
Roberts. Why, the young painter only has to make the slightest
suggestion and White's stripping off his overalls in anticipation
of some filthy, hardcore action - which, it must be pointed
out, proves easily forthcoming. Indeed, Roberts can't
wait to get hold of the thick, uncut ramrod that's nestled
inside White's pants; and before you know it the sparky
is enjoying the kind of deep-throated blowjob that ought
to be part and parcel of every electrical inspection.
fairness, of course, it's pretty obvious even to the grossly
uninitiated that Roberts is really only after one thing
here - and to be honest he's come to exactly the right
place. The truth is that White really can't wait to get
balls-deep into his pal's eager little ass-hole; and,
having taken a few moments to rim Roberts towards ecstasy,
is soon pounding away bareback like the dirty little animal
he clearly is.
for him, he's found a very willing bitch in Roberts, who
literally can't get enough dick in that pert ass of his;
and it's only fitting that the scene should end with White
spurting his nads all over his buddy's cute, expectant
4: Painter-Boy Kyle Dickson Gives His Workmate A Hard
Suck, Then Takes A Raw Bang In Return!
Kyle Dickson and Kristian Kerner
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may have turned blond since we last saw him, but Kyle
Dickson is still very much the inimitable cock-slut that
we all know and love as this stupendous session
with the chav-like Kristian Kerner very ably demonstrates.
In fact, if anything the change of hair colour appears
only to have turned the young lad into an ever bigger
dick-crazed slut than he was before if indeed that
were in any way possible!
the manner with which the fellow drops to his knees to
slurp on Kerners knob appears to confirm such a
conclusion he basically has the burgeoning ramrod
out of his mates painting overalls in pretty much
no time at all, though in fairness Kerner is soon returning
the favour with almost identical enthusiasm. But theres
still no disguising the fact that this is one dirty-minded
young boy who literally lives for the hardness in other
guys trackies; and its barely any time at
all before hes laid out on the floor (still donning
his baseball cap) taking every bare inch that Kerner can
thrust in his direction.
follows is a terrific Brit-boy fuck-fest thatll
have every fan of the genre jerking like beings possessed
the lads even putting a small step-ladder to good
use in the process! By the time that Kerner has sprayed
his wad all over Dickson and Dickson has nutted over himself
theres every fuckin possibility that your
own tight little sac will have delivered a delicious wad
all of its own!