As they enticingly point out here: "bad boys, bad
boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they cum
all over you?" Their guns aren't the only things they
shoot! This is one of the most insanely well-done and
hottest cop fetish fuck flicks to date, if you whack off
while thinking about being cuffed, Rockland and Romero
will have you on your knees and spreading 'em in no time.
The videography, the sex scenes, even the music is good.
Maybe it's the premise, or just those smokin'-hot uniforms,
but just thinking about this flick gets me hard. Trust
me; it's a must own if cops are your swirl
Oh, if all cops looked like Vince Rockland and Joe Romero!
These two sexed-up men in blue head a cast of particularly
frisky cops-and-robber types in Hot Cops 1.
In the first vignette, Joe comes upon a car that makes
him wonder. When he phones in the license plate, he finds
that its twinky driver, blond Jeff Jagger, has a warrant
out on him. Sexy deep-voiced hairless Joe goes to cuff
him, but Jeff begs not to be cuffed in back, but rather
in front, mainly so he can jack off as Joe takes him back
to the station. Joe tries to get him to stop, but Jeff
is adamant, so Joe has to pull over and de-sex Jeff in
order to properly arrest him. This means taking off his
own pants to let Jeff have a crack at his meaty cock.
Jeff gives him a sleek interesting blowjob, made even
better by Joe's slow striptease to reveal his powerful
muscular body. Joe sweetly lays Jeff on a towel on the
front of the car and eats his ass as lusty prep work.
The white ass is ripe for tongue, fingers and finally
a fuck, started by Jeff literally climbing up a standing
Joe to park himself on the dick. This position works wonderfully,
and then Joe takes Jeff in a series of other positions.
Joe ends the episode with a worthy cumshot, then taking
baddie Jeff in to jail.
Joe has night patrol next. The dialogue to the camera
is filled with the expected puns before Joe finally gets
a call to investigate an alarm at a warehouse. There isn't
anything illegal going on there, but he does find the
blue-eyed sexpot Steve Sparks and his brown-eyed equal,
John Atkins in full 69 on the floor. Joe offers not to
arrest them if they give him a good show, so they continue
what they are doing as Joe jacks off nearby. Both do excellent
work, though Steve lives up to his name, providing the
real spark in the scene. He actually has a mongo dick,
though it goes largely unused throughout the scene. John
breaks the chain to include Joe as Steve stays where he
was. John is even more inspired on Joe's hugeness. He
takes that oomph and works it into a large fuck of Steve
as Joe gets blown by the bottom. John is a fine top, full
of hip action, and totally tireless in this long scene.
Of course, bottom boy Steve keeps up with him, and manages
a fine blowjob at the same time. After a few positions
are used to abuse Steve, John cums almost right into his
asshole and runs off. Before Joe can go after him, Steve
stops him by cumming, and as he's dressing, drugs fall
out his pocket, so Joe takes him in.
Vince Rockland makes his appearance for the third scene.
At the height of his sexiness here, Vince's body is as
tight as it ever was, his face as shining and handsome,
with his streaked hair tucked back to reveal it all. He
gets a call about a possible prowler and eventually does
find the compact blond Andrew Cole in cut-offs and open
flannel shirt. Andrew is on parole and doesn't want to
be arrested, so Vince asks what he has to offer him. "My
mouth, sir" he responds, and Vince whips out his amazingly
thick uncut cock. Andrew works marvelously on Vince's
dick, though there is no way to really take it all. However,
Vince finds a place to tuck in all when he gets to Andrew's
ass. It's a wonderful fuck, with Vince getting stronger
with each thrust, digging in deeply and making sure to
remain the star, posing and strutting for the camera the
whole time. Just when the fuck seems over, Vince gets
a new dose of energy, plops Andrew down on a tree stump
and pounds with renewed vigor. Finally, Andrew splashes
off a load and when Vince finishes, he agrees to let Andrew
go ... this time.
then arrests Steve again. His strip-search is a rather
probing fingering, complete with a glove. Steve keeps
begging for the real thing, so while Vince continues his
search, he gives Steve fellow prisoner Jeff to blow. Jeff
has quite a manageable cock, so Steve is able to dazzle
sucking it, showing off fully here where he had to share
the scene more with his partners in his other chance.
As for Vince, he jabs away ceaselessly with his fingers,
digging for whatever contraband is perhaps stashed up
there. However, he comes up with nothing, so he gets hard
and lets Steve blow him alternately with Jeff. This is
a nice opportunity for Steve, who gets to impress two
ways, first with the smaller deep-throatable dick on Jeff
and second on the hugeness and challenge that is Vince.
Hot cop Vince then fucks Steve on the bottom of a cot,
his big balls swatting against Steve's ass with another
very attractive harsh fuck.
Two scenes back-to-back here turn out not to be tiring,
but rather inspiring. Vince doesn't seem to flag in energy
at all. Jeff gets his chance to fuck Steve, too, turning
one of the story's more willing bottoms into a very eager
top. However, the focus is on Vince, so he gets more time.
There are great cum-shots at the end.