Summary / Description:
do it. Poles do it. Even extra-horny Slavs do it. Take
a trip to the Old Country, where rosy-cheeked young men
with names you can't pronounce are having sex - just like
we do in America!
The difference is that the dialogue is subtitled and the
people smile a lot more when they do it. Follow the exploits
of a troop of soldier wanna-be's as they endure rigorous
training in how to be real men.
story begins with Volt, as a doctor who violates every
code of doctor/patient conduct by putting his young recruit
through an unusually in-depth physical. The scene is rife
with licking (armpits, nipples, shaved anuses and ballsacs).
Before you can say "cough!", the good doctor is getting
it up the old craperoo. Volt ends up glazing his oversexed
patient's nuts with his own ball-frosting.
it's off to target practice with smiling Eurotwinks Tavers
and Istavan. In a nod to post-Cold War non-aggression,
the rifles are put away and are replaced with the boys'
turgid semen shooters. Imagine the boys' surprise when
hunky instructor Kristzia catches them doing naughty things
and demands to be let in on the action. Kristzia's deluxe
mantool finds its way into a variety of openings before
everyone nearly drowns in the eruptions of jizz. Fans
of close-ups will appreciate the penis'-eye view of Tavers'
yawning crevasse. This scene contains quite a bit of smiling,
which comes across as either cute or cloying, depending
on how you look at it.
that, we're shown the risks of open-air potato peeling.
Young Szolt is forced to toss his tattered tubers aside
in order to focus attention on Reves and Sandor's zucchinis.
Playful is the key word here as tender winking brown eyes
are jabbed by quivering red-hot pokers.
Aryan wunderkind Posza and hottie Kormos get careless
with a cigarette and end up covering each other in fire
extinguisher foam before putting out there own fires using
their cum-hoses. Posza's chumpy is enormous, and Kormos
has a tough time getting more than a third of it down